Girl Dates London

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An introductory life story

Hi Gorgeous,

Read your profile and I just had to reply.
Please have a look at my photo and tell me if you are
interested.
I am very different and unique, was fostered
by scottish and irish people and was born and bred in
norf london. I am very different to all other men on this
thing as you will read from my profile.

A bit about myself to get you going :

Currently working in accounts, central london, got my own
flat in north london where if feel like staying in watch
horror and comedys stuff.
Going out to pubs / clubs. Favourite passion is old skool
hardcore / rave / jungle music from the early 90’s as
well as new drum & bass, bit of DJ as well.
Love freeking out on the floor.

Sports, usually badmington or swimming, not into the
football ting.
Eating out, its gotta be the traditional english “chicken
tikka masala with mint sauce” as well as the sunday
roast.

I’ve had 4 dates on this thing and they all have been
rubbish, but funny.
The first one had a moustache (did not see the photo b4
meeting up), the second one was a gold digger (champagne,
i want more champagne, please honey). The 3rd one was
asian with a strict family, she wanted to meet in secret
and i was not up for that.
The 4th one, she wanted an asian guy but when she met me
she said i was too light in colour, she wanted someone
darker, i mean how fussy can you get, can you believe it,
i was not paki enough for her, hillarious…..

Right, i think thats enough, don’t wanna waffle and put
you to sleep.
If you like what you have read, mail me back on here.
Would you consider coming out with me for a drink ?

Cheers

Aran
x

24 Responses to An introductory life story »»


Comments

  1. Comment by Gracie | 2008/01/19 at 17:04:07

    I’d answer him back… not for dating but he sounds like fun to hang with when there’s nothing else to do.

  2. dom
    Comment by dom | 2008/01/19 at 17:50:55

    I tink you is in there, init!

  3. Boy
    Comment by Boy | 2008/01/19 at 19:39:05

    Dang, Dom beat me. You lucky gal, what a catch!
    “chicken tikka masala with mint sauce”: er? classy.

  4. LV
    Comment by LV | 2008/01/19 at 19:43:43

    Alas, I wish I could “freek out on the floor” with him, but I’m in the wrong country…

  5. hb
    Comment by hb | 2008/01/19 at 21:37:46

    His intro was off, but in the end he was seemingly funny and charming. eh, maybe write back and tell him to work on the intro. LOL. You are taken. haha. ;-)

  6. Comment by DiehardPessimist | 2008/01/19 at 22:02:13

    Sounds like marriage material.

  7. Comment by Aman | 2008/01/20 at 01:04:23

    How much do blokes lie on their ‘t’internet dating profiles? My guesstimate? At least 40%.

  8. Comment by NZ Girl | 2008/01/20 at 05:14:21

    Yeah…suggest he axes the ‘Currently working in accounts…’ bit at the start - aside from that, 10/10 for keeping my attention right to the end - loved it.

    If this guy has a blog, I’d read it.

  9. Comment by West London Househusband | 2008/01/20 at 14:38:29

    He sounds brilliant, if you won’t see him get him to email me and I will go for a pint with him. Genius comedy and doesen’t take himself seriously… a gift for us all.

  10. Comment by peach | 2008/01/20 at 14:45:18

    ugh!

  11. Comment by Annie | 2008/01/20 at 15:16:01

    I agree with the majority - sounds great fun. Having lived in London for 3 years early 90’s you can never have enough hang out mates, nice ones so if nothing else I’d keep in touch with him

  12. Comment by Dave | 2008/01/20 at 17:25:10

    Is it me or am I missing the sarcasm in half of the commenters’ comments? He sounds like maleducated buffoon. Plus it’s clearly a cut and paste job.

  13. Comment by sungirltan | 2008/01/20 at 17:53:11

    i nearly wee’d.

    thats priceless innit!!

  14. Comment by Random Reflections | 2008/01/20 at 20:14:38

    Sounds like somebody to steer clear of, particuarly as he then seems to slate the past dates to the next potential (!) one. Charming…

  15. Comment by Time Traveller | 2008/01/20 at 21:20:18

    ‘funny’?

    ‘i was not paki enough for her’ ?? WTF?

  16. Comment by treacle | 2008/01/20 at 23:45:57

    Oh. My. God.

    Hilarious…

  17. Comment by Rachel | 2008/01/21 at 00:55:32

    I was really wondering whether i was the only one who saw the ‘Not paki enough for her?’ bit until i saw time traveller’s comment.

    And he’s funny is he?

    nope.

    i agree with Dave.

    He’s a baffoon.

  18. Comment by Girl Friday | 2008/01/21 at 09:08:14

    Thank god others thought he was a moron as well. I started thinking I was the one who had lost the plot. Also agree on the point about dissing past dates to a potential date WTF?
    I say stalker/chester.

  19. Dom
    Comment by Dom | 2008/01/21 at 09:30:22

    Please tell me you’re going to email this guy back - we need more of these emails :D

  20. Comment by Time Traveller | 2008/01/21 at 10:35:39

    Rachael, Girl Friday - thank goodness I wasn’t the only one!

    What.a.twat.

  21. Comment by KaBtalk | 2008/01/21 at 13:06:24

    haiwenna!

    Delete, delete, delete!

  22. Jo
    Comment by Jo | 2008/01/21 at 20:46:02

    “Hi Gorgeous”

    NEXT!

  23. Comment by LondonGirl | 2008/01/22 at 21:10:46

    He made me laugh - although clearly not going on a date with him. But you lot made me laugh more. Geniuses!

  24. Comment by Ashley | 2008/02/09 at 09:41:27

    wait, he thinks it’s crazy someone would dismiss him for not being dark enough yet he dismissed some woman for havinng a moustache? Sounds like a case of double-standards.


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