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An introductory life story

Hi Gorgeous,
Read your profile and I just had to reply.
Please have a look at my photo and tell me if you are
interested.
I am very different and unique, was fostered
by scottish and irish people and was born and bred in
norf london. I am very different to all other men on this
thing as you will read from [...]

Direct and to the point

Hi, do you fancy a chat & then may be more with me?

Green-fingered man

I’ve had a pretty quiet weekend, spent a lot of time out in the garden tidying it up which has been good. Put a patio down and also started up a vegetable patch, whether ir works or not we’ll soon see but I thought I’d try! Also planting lots of flower seeds so fingers crossed [...]

Don't be shy

.!.
Wow just looking at your profile i like what i saw. And would like to know more about you. So have a look at my profile if you like what you see. “Dont be shy just say hi”.
Ted xx

Awwww

Hi beautiful. am searching for a love that is pure and clean, am searching for a love that has a meanning. No matter what i do, no matter what i say,loving you would be a pleasure everyday. I commit to one women, one women only so that u never be lonely. 
Sam x 

Oh good god.

hi, i really liked the fact that you are going to try a new food every month. [for the record, I didn't say that, note LG] Funny and cool at the same time. When i was a kid, i remember i used to eat the same thing every day and now i will try atleast [...]

Another holiday romance planner

Just in:
Hello,
I am from Alabama. I’m coming to London in two weeks to visit my daughter I am with my friend right now who is from Loughton and she suggested I contact someone to show me the sights, the nightlife and have a laugh. Love what you have to say and you sound fun

People plan holiday romances?

Got this cracker today.

Hello there–  
My name is Pedro and I’m originally from Mexico. I really liked your profile and I would like to know more about you.
I got a PhD degree (Economics) from Harvard and I work for the Mexican Government. I would like to meet someone to start a relationship and I’ve decided to [...]

umn.

 I’ve hidden my profile on the major dating site I was a member of, but had forgotten to do so on all of them. Hence this rather, umn, unusual mail.

Adventure is under-used, how about;incedent;realisation;encounter;involvement,..anything is possible..I’m here to take a chance..a first glance.. new

Know when to shut up. Please.

Just got this email. Without wishing to tempt fate, I think it’s probably in the top ten of comedy emails I’ve received.
The cocker spaniel is your parents dog, I am glad you told me that…..just kidding up until now I couldn’t even spell that breed of dog, I always thought it was cockaspaniel hahahaha [...]